Nine reasons God never received tenure at the University:


    1. He had only one publication.

    2. It was not in a major language.

    3. It had no references to prior publications.

    4. It was not published in a refereed journal.

    5. Some questions have arisen about use of other writers.

    6. Scientists are having trouble replicating his results.

    7. He has not been showing up to teach classes.

    8. His cooperative efforts have been very limited.

9        His students are not doing well following his text.


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