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|Always |Often
|Sometimes | |
|Exceeds |Exceeds
|Exceeds |Meets |Needs
Area
|Requirements|Requirements|Requirements|Requirements|to Improve
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Work
Quality|Leaps tall |Leaps tall |Leaps short |Often bumps |Unable to
|buildings |buildings |buildings |into |identify
|in a single |with a |when |buildings
|buildings
|bound |running
|prodded | |
| |start
| | |
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Promptness |Faster than |As fast as |Would you
|Frequently |Wounded self
|a speeding |most
|believe a |misfires |with gun
|bullet |bullets |slow
bullet?| |last week
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Adaptability|Walks
on |Keeps head |Washes with |Drinks water|Passes water
|water |above water |water
| |under stress
| |under stress| |
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Communica- |Talks with
|Speaks to |Talks to |Argues with |Loses
tions |God |Angels
|self |self |Arguments
| |
| | |with self
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Safety
and |20 years on |Missed a |Broken leg |Broke |Burnt the
health |the job - |couple days |several
|manager's |plant down
|never sick |once
|years ago |leg
recently|yesterday
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Courtesy |Often seen |Usually
|Confines |Sometimes |Kicks old
(male) |helping |assists
|attentions |mistaken for|ladies
when
|little old |younger
|to teen- |a little old|nobody
is
|ladies |ladies
|agers |lady |watching
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Courtesy |Respectful |Respectful
|Sometimes |E.R.A poster|Female
(female) |of her |of her |picks up
the|in her |Chauvinist
|elders |elder
|check |office |Miss Piggy
| |managers
| | |
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Speech |Always clear|Sometimes |Mumbles a |Only we can |Usually too
|and concise |lapses into
|lot |understand |drunk to
| |jargon
| |this person |talk
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Sensitivity
|Diplomatic |Polite |Blunt |Tactless
|Offensive
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Eating |Dines with |Partakes |Munches out
|Eats alone |Feeds with
Habits |the elite |with his |with
the | |the animals
| |peers
|troops | |
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Outside |Active in |Discusses |Lives in
the|Affairs |Not allowed
Activities |community
|community |community |discussed by|in town after
|affairs |affairs | |community |sundown
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Smoking |Abstains |Smokes Pipe,|Cigarettes
|Cigarettes |Cigars in
| |outdoors
| |in meetings
|meetings
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Reaction
to |Takes arms |Faces new |Suffers in |Throws up |Throws up
Problems |against a |challenges |quiet |arms |
|sea of |with | | |
|troubles |resolution | | |
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Psychiatric
|Well |Adjusted |Same as most|Delusions of|Catatonic
Evaluation |adjusted
| |of us |adaquacy |
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Problem |Superb |Good at |Can
usually |Creates |Is the
Solving |problem |finding a
|identify |problems |problem
Capability |solver
|problem |the problem | |
| |solver
| | |
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Programming
|Excellent on|Good on many|Knows a
|Has heard of|Unable to
Ability |all systems |systems and |system and
a|either a |use plumbing
|and all |some
|language |system or a |system
|languages |languages |
|language |(engineer)
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Engineering
|Creative |Has designed|Built an |Usually |Unable to
Ability |designer of |sub systems |adapter
once|recognizes |use plumbing
|systems | | |a system, if|system
| |
| |prompted |(programmer)
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Booze |Tee totaller|A beer with |Social |Drinks only |Generally
| |the group,
|drinker |to steady |too steady
| |on occasion | |self |to
move
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Well
rounded|A new |An old |A person for|A person for|Unable to
|renaissance |renaissance |all
seasons |some seasons|understand
|person |person | | |previous
| |
| | |columns
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Sales |Can sell |Can sell |Sold |Answers |Owns three
Ability |refrigerator|real estate |newspapers |mailings
|sets of
|to an Eskimo|in Texas to |as a
child |from |encyclopae-
| |Yankees
| |insurance |dias
| |
| |agents |
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Mathematical|Contributes
|Understands |No trouble |Usually
gets|Flunked long
Ability |to
learned |calculus |with
algebra|fractions OK|division
|journals |
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Career |Promote now |Promote soon|Promote
soon|Not ready |Promote now
Ladder |to |to |in
same job |for |to
|management |management
| |promotion |management
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