A friend was standing in front of a soda machine saying,


"You are a dumb looking button. You don't have much of a future, either. People are going to be punching you all your life. Then you are going to be replaced by a much better looking button."


I foolishly asked what he was doing.


He pointed to the notice on the front of the machine, which said,


          "Depress flavor button for no ice."